Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Aichmophobia, Needles, and Bae Why did the aichmophobic person refuse to get a piercing? Because they were afraid of the point. What do you call a bae who’s afraid of needles? A bae-sic. Glorious Salivary Gland or...
Dad-tastic Openness: Jokes for the Relationship-Minded Relationship Openness Q: What do you call a relationship where both partners are open? A: A see-through relationship! Bae-Related Q: Why did Bae join the skeleton crew? A: Because she loves to expose her bones!...
Dad Jokes: A Crisis of Commission and Laughter Ursula von der Leyen’s Political Punchlines “What did President von der Leyen say when she visited the EU Parliament? ‘You’re my suspension!'” “Why did Ursula von der Leyen take a break...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Film Noir Dad Jokes Why was the Film Noir detective always losing his keys? Because he kept getting “locked out” of cases! What do you call a Film Noir detective who’s always falling asleep on the job? A...
Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans Knock, knock. Who’s there? Federal Judge. Federal Judge who? Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes! Bae-tiful Justice Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I...
Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call...
