Dad Jokes: Sculpting Edition and More Sculpture Jokes Why did the sculptor quit his job? Because he couldn’t handle the stone-cold environment. What do you call a sculpture made from coffee beans? A cool Bean. Why was the sculpture of the politician made of...
Dad Jokes for Crushing Your Bouldering Woes Bouldering Blunders – Why did the boulderer keep falling off the wall? Because he couldn’t hold his beans! Brainy Bouldering – What do you call a boulderer with great technique? A cerebral boulderer!...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Presidential Punchlines Why did President Ursula von der Leyen visit a car wash? To clean her Commission! What do you call Ursula von der Leyen’s favorite snack? Cool beans! Visual Humor Why should you be careful...
Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why...
Dad Jokes: A Hodgepodge of Questionable Humor What do you call a religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas) who loves pumpkins? A mufti-mallow! What do you call a mufti (A religious scholar who issues legal rulings (fatwas)) who’s always cool and...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Garden-Guffaw Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a flower that always wears sunglasses?” * A daisy-sunglass “What do beans think about in a garden?” * Cool beans Pancreas-Punny “What do you call a pancreas...