Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza! Philanthropist Jokes Why did the philanthropist get arrested? Because he dipped out of the soup kitchen! What do you call a philanthropist who disappears when he’s needed? A “dip-out!”...
Dad Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) School Board Member Specials What do you call a school board member who’s always getting into trouble? “The alarmist.” Why did the school board member dip out? “Because the meeting got...
Pop culture pandemonium with puns, jokes, and political punchlines! Prepare your eardrums for a barrage of dad jokes so bad, they’ll make you groan and laugh simultaneously. Get ready to have your popsocket sockets tickled with these hilarious quips! Dad Joke...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Chucklefest for the Choir and Beyond Choir Member Jokes Why did the choir member get lost? Because they misread the sheet music! What do you call a choir member who leaves the group to get a snack? A dippy soprano. Nipple/November 2nd Pun What...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Wince and Chuckle The Fear of Dogs Dad: Why are people with cynophobia afraid of dogs? Kid: Because they’re always on the lookout for…tail-ant attacks! Dad: Why did the person with cynophobia dip out of the party? Kid: They...
Knock, Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle Europa-ly Dad Jokes Why did Europa leave the party early? Because it was getting too icy-moon! What do you call a Europa that’s always leaving? A Dip-out-moon! Pun-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a penis...
