Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Hilarious Capillary Jokes What did the capillary say to the bloodstream? “I’m feeling a little vein.” Why are capillaries so dummy hard? Because they’re so narrow-minded! Tear Duct/November 21st...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and...
Calling All Meat Lovers: Dad Jokes That Will “Meat” Your Funny Bone Dad Jokes About Meat Why did the meatball go to the party? To get its buns. What do you call a meat that’s hard to chew? Dummy hard. Meat-Related Pun What do you call a boatman who...
Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the...
Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, Bad Home Cooking Shenanigans Home cooking joke that’s not very good: What do you call a chef who can’t cook? A disaster! Home cooking joke that’s actually pretty funny: Why did the chicken cross the...
