Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes The Mayor’s Office What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems! Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed! Kidney...
Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Fatherly Weapon Making Babies Why is making babies so expensive? Because it takes a bun in the oven and a crib in the house. What do you call a baby made with FIFO (First In, First Out)? A baby Boomer. FYP (For Your Perusal) What do you call a...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make Your Skin Crawl Trypophobia Terror What do you call a person with a fear of small holes? A cheesophobe! Why did the person with trypophobia join the army? To fight off the hole-y battalions! Follicle Follies Why did the guy with hair...
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gerascophobia (Fear of Aging) What do you call an old person who’s afraid of falling? A geriatric parachuter! What do you call an old person who’s always on social media? A FYP-ennial! (FYP = For You Page)...
Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok?...