Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are vampires such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gumshoe! Gen Z Bloodspatter What did the Gen Z vampire say after biting someone? “Sorry,...
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes: Pilot Edition What do you call a pilot who can’t fly? A grounded pilot! What’s the difference between a Gen Z pilot and a grandpa pilot? Gen Z pilots use auto-pilot, while grandpa pilots find their way...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Farming Flops Q: What do you call a farmer who is always losing his crops? A: A crop-buster. Q: What do you call a farmer who plants his seeds too close together? A: A crowd-grower. Gen Z Farming Q: Why did the Gen Z farmer get his...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Caribbean Dad Jokes: Why do Caribbeans love coconut water? Because it’s their go-to juice! Why are gen Zers in the Caribbean so obsessed with phones? Because they can’t put down their i-islands! Puns: What do...
Dad Jokes: Where Travel and Puns Collide Travel Tales “What do you call a map of the world that’s missing Australia? A New Zealand!” “Why did the Gen Z traveler get lost? Because they couldn’t use a compass without their TikTok...
Why Did the Dad Join a Jazz Band? To get his sax appeal! Gen Z Jazz Dad Joke: Why did the Gen Z kid start playing jazz? > Because it’s the ultimate vibe check! Pancreas Pun: What do you call a pancreas with a sweet tooth? > A sugar-sweet gland! Jazz Knock-Knock...
