Dad Jokes: The Mercury and Beyond Mercury Jokes: What do you call Mercury when it’s on the run? A speedy planet! Why did Mercury use an umbrella? To avoid getting sun-burnt! Glow-up Jokes: What do you call Mercury after it’s had a glow-up? A radiant...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Paws-itively Laugh Border Terrier Jokes Why are Border Terriers such good bridge builders? Because they’re always willing to “span” the gap! What do you call a Border Terrier that glows in the dark? A glow-up!...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle or Groan (But You Can’t Help but Smile) Ham-orous Jokes “What did the Easter ham say to the leftover turkey? ‘Let’s egg-scape to Hawaii!'” “Why did the ham join a glow-up competition? Because it...
Prepare Yourself for a Dad Joke Bonanza Dione-licious Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost on its way to Saturn? Because it took a wrong MOON! What do you call Dione when it gets a makeover? A GLOW-up! Phobos-tastic Pun or November 1st What do Phobos and November 1st have...
Dad Jokes for the Adventurous and Not-So-Funny Mountaineering Dad Jokes: Why did the mountaineer climb the mountain? Because it was there! What do you call a mountaineer who can’t find their way down? Lost! My dad told me mountaineering is all uphill. I thought...
Headline: Dad Jokes for the Ages: A Feast of Fun and Folly Titania’s Tottering Throne Why did Titania get a new phone? Because her old one was Oberon the hill! What did Titania say after she got her glow-up? “I’m shining, shining, Oberon and...
