Dad Jokes: The Papillon Edition Papillon Jokes Why did the Papillon get lost in the library? Because he kept getting distracted by all the butterflies! What do you call a Papillon that can’t make up its mind? A flapdoodle! Goal-Related Dad Jokes Why did the...
State Representative Dad Jokes: A Hilariously Bad Collection State Representative Jokes Why was the state representative so good at public speaking? Because he had a lot of state-of-the-art jokes! What do you call a state representative who always sets lofty goals? A...
Mustard Mishaps: Dad Jokes to Make You Grin Have you ever wondered what a hot dog’s favorite condiment is? Mustard, of course! ‘Cause it’s the “wurst.” Okay, that was a bad one, but here’s another: Mustard Joke: Why don’t you...
Dad Jokes that Go from Meh to LOL Volunteer Why did the volunteer get arrested? Because they were caught working unpaid! What do you call a volunteer who always sets their goals high? A goal digger! Neptune/November What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Why...
Get Ready for the Dadliest of Dad Jokes A North African Tale “Why did the North African cross the desert?” “To find his Oasis-tensibly.” Goals, Shmoals “What do you call a North African who always scores?” “GOAL-bia!”...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get...