Delightful Dad Jokes: Where Bacteria and Humor Collide Dad Jokes about Bacteriophobia: Fear of Bacteria Why are bacteria afraid of the computer? Because of the anti-virus! What do you call a germaphobe who is always in a good mood? A highkey-phobe! Pun-tastical Joke...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Spinal Cord Jokes Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other neuron. What do you call a spinal cord that’s always high? Highkey Europa and November 13th Jokes Why did Europa get lost on November 13th?...
Dad Jokes and Ocean Moons: A Cosmic Comedy Celestial Convergence Tethys Tidal Tomfoolery Why do Tethys and the Moon get along so well? Because they’re both in the same tide. Why did Tethys join a swimming competition? To be the high-tide jumper! Enceladus and...
What a Swingin’ Time for Dad Jokes! Swinging Jokes What do you call a swing that’s always moving? A party swing! Why did the swing say “highkey”? Because it was feeling up! Lung/November 3rd Puns What’s the best way to get your lungs...
Stellar Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Launch Your Day! Astronaut Antics Why did the astronaut bring extra toilet paper on his mission? Just in case it got potty-trained! Hey! I just heard a highkey joke about an astronaut… it went straight over my head! Optical...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Orange Jokes Why couldn’t the orange get a job? Because it was out of peel! What do you call an orange that’s too high-tech? Highkey orange! Anal Canal or October 24th Puns Why did the man visit the doctor on October...
