Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another...
Why Did the Supreme Court Justice Get a Lawyer? Because he couldn’t handle the bench press! Musical Supreme Court Justice: Justice Scalia was known for his love of opera. One day, he was at a performance of “The Barber of Seville” when he turned to...
Dad Jokes: A Sculpting Extravaganza! Sculpting Shenanigans Dad Joke: What do you call a sculptor who’s always getting arrested? Answer: A marble felon Dad Joke with a Musical Twist: What do you call a sculptor who plays the guitar? Answer: A stone-strumming...
Dive into the Sea of Dad Jokes: Triton Edition Triton’s Musical Meltdown Why did Triton lose his job as a music producer? Because he couldn’t produce any “sea-rious” hits! Hairy November Puns What do you call a hairy November 2nd?...
DAD JOKES ALERT! H2-O You Know Any Good Water Jokes? Joke 1: Why did the water not wear a sweater? Because it already had a jacket! Joke 2: What do you call a musical instrument made of water? A sea-phone! BRAIN DRAIN Pun: What do you call a brain that’s been...
Dad Jokes for the Discerning Space Enthusiast Phobos Why is Phobos blushing? Because the sun saw its flat surface! What’s Phobos’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal! Enceladus or October 23rd What do you call a moon that’s always getting into...
