Dad Jokes: The Dadliest of Them All Transportation Jokes What do you call a car that can’t turn left? A right-turn-only vehicle. Why did the mechanic get a traffic ticket? Because he made an illegal U-turn. Parenting Puns What do you call a kid who’s...
Why Do Jokes Love the Pituitary Gland? The pituitary gland, a tiny bean-shaped organ at the base of the brain, controls many bodily functions. But did you know it’s also a dad joke magnet? Dad Jokes About the Pituitary Gland What do you call a pituitary gland...
Dad Jokes: The Fear Edition Thanatophobia Dad Jokes What do you call a person who’s afraid of death? Thanatophobic! Why are thanatophobes bad at parenting puns? Because they’re always thinking “I’m gonna die!” Triton or November 7th Pun...
The Ultimate Dad Jokes for the Canine Enthusiast German Shepherd Shenanigans “Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?” “To herd the cars to the other side!” “What do you call a German Shepherd who’s always getting into...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Veins, Puns, and Parent Hood Veins: The Joke Junction Why did the vein get angry? Because it was under pressure! What do you call a nervous vein? A vein frenzy! Parenting Puns: Vein-Worthy Laughter What do you call a vein that’s always scolding...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad Zone Organizing Jokes Why did the organizer get lost? Because they had no sense of direction! Parenting Puns What do you call a messy toddler’s room? A war zone! Tear Duct or October 23rd Jokes What do you call a tear duct...
