Dad Jokes for the SG-1 Enthusiast Knock, Knock on Atlantis’s Door Knock, knock. Who’s there? John. John who? John-go man, don’t just stand there! Peachy Jokes: Sweet and Sour Dad: What did the Wraith say when they found Peachy flying over their...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Arachnophobia and More! Fear of Spiders (Arachnophobia) What do you call a spider with no legs? A walkin’ arachnid. What do you call a spider that can fly? A Peter Parker. What do you call a spider that’s always in a good mood? A happy...
Prepare to Groan: Brace Yourself for the Corniest Dad Jokes Ever! Ligaments, Ligaments, What’s the Ligament? Dad: “Why did the ligament get arrested? Because it was caught bending the rules!” Peachy: “What did the peach say to the ligament?...
Mayonnaise Mania: Jokes That Will Leave You Shaking Your Head Dad Joke About Mayonnaise What do you call mayonnaise that’s been sitting in the sun for too long? Sub-marine dressing! Dad Joke About Mayonnaise (Peachy Related) Why did the peachy mayonnaise get...
Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cockatoo. Cockatoo who? Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face! Dad Joke about Cockatoo Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians? Because they’re...
