Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only Banana Jokes Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz! Styx/December Pun Did you hear about the band Styx? Their...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And Smile) Callisto: The Dad Joke Moon Why did Callisto get lost in space? Because it didn’t know the constellations. What do you call a guy who loves hanging out with Callisto? A Callisto-holic! Rizz-omatic Dad Jokes...
For the Sweetest Dad Jokes Candy Jokes: * What do you call a candy that’s always a crowd-pleaser? A Lifesaver! * Where do candy canes go to party? The “Sweet Spot!” Rizz-lated Candy Joke: * What’s the smoothest candy? A Rizz-ellent gummy, of...
Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call...
Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: American Staffordshire Terrier Edition What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier that’s always getting in trouble? A ruffian! What’s a Staffordshire Terrier’s favorite pickup line? “I’m a real catch,...
Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been...
