Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Yogurtous Yo-ghurt So Funny Why did the yogurt go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling curdy! What do you call yogurt with no arms? Yogurt that cannot handle your dairy! Satire-ical Yogurt Why did the satirist’s...
Ho ho, Hold On to Your Sides for These Accountants-Themed Dad Jokes! Account-ably Hilarious What do you call an accountant who’s always late? “Auditing all over the place!” Sat-Ire to Make You Giggle Why did the accountant get kicked out of his...
Dad Jokes for Stargate Universe Fans (And Beyond) Stargate Universe Dad Joke Why did the Stargate Universe crew get lost in space? Because they kept taking the wrong “gate”! Stargate Universe Satire Dad Joke What’s the difference between Stargate...
Dad Jokes: Corny Classics, Punny Treasures, and a Confined-Space Conundrum Claustrophobia: The Fear of Tight Spaces Joke 1: Why did the claustrophobic man get arrested? Because he was caught taking up too much space! Joke 2 (Satire): What do you call a claustrophobic...
Dad Jokes That Will Leave You A-maze-ing Agoraphobia: Dad Jokes Why did the person with agoraphobia go to the grocery store? Because they were isolated. Why did the agoraphobic join a support group? It was a closed group. Satire Dad Joke Why did the satirical...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes 101 What do you call a joke so bad, it’s actually good? A Dad Joke! Satirical Dad Joke Why did the satirist cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke! Pun: Jupiter or October 26th What do...
