Biblical Blunders and Punning Punishments Biblical Blunders Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? To find the Israelites kosher. How does Jesus tie his sandals? With cross trainers. Bible and Education What subject did Noah fail? Archeology. Why was Mary sent to the...
Dad Jokes: The Salt Edition Salty Jokes What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. Why did the salt shaker get arrested? For assault and battery. Educational Salt Jokes What subject do salts learn in school? Chem-istry! Bronchial Puns Why did...
Prepare for a Dad Joke Fiesta! Prior/Prioress Why is the Prior always so busy? Because he has so many vows to keep! What do you call a Prior who loves school? A headmaster! Jupiter and November 6th What do you call the busiest day of the year for Jupiter? November...
Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Bishop Dad Jokes Bishop the Bishop Why did Bishop become a bishop? Because he was a holy roller! Bishop the Scholar What was Bishop’s favorite subject in school? Bishopography! November the First Puns What do you call a brain on...
Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Break the Dad Joke Mold Relationship Dad Joke That Breaks the Mold: “Why did the relationship end? Because they were always right next to each other, and the friction was too great.” Relationship Dad Joke About School and...
Dad Jokes: A Feast of Pun-ishment Sushi Jokes What do you call sushi that’s too expensive? “O-fish-ally bankrupt!” Why did the sushi roll go to school? To get its grade tuna! Hair/October 23rd Jokes What do you call a haircut on October 23rd? A...
