Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day Food Preparation Shenanigans “What do you call a chef who’s always getting into trouble? A ‘spoonerism.'” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!” Scoot’s...
Dad Jokes and Home Decor: A Guide to Laughter and Groans Decorative Decisions * Why did the carpet wear sunglasses? Because it was too bright! Scootin’ with Style * What did the floor say to the rug? “Scoot over, I’m feeling crowded!” Puns of...
Dad Jokes: A Dayan-Scoot Extravaganza Dayan Jokes What do you call a Dayan who’s always borrowing money? A loan dingo! Why did Dayan get lost in the desert? Because he had no oasis of his own! Dayan-Scoot Jokes What do you get when you cross a Dayan and a Scoot?...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (in a Good Way) Grape Jokes Why did the grape go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling its raisin. What do you call a grape that has been in a motorcycle accident? Scoot. Puns Why is Venus so hot? Because it’s close to the...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Dad Joke 1: Navy What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always getting lost? A sea-riously confused seaman! Dad Joke 2: Navy and Scoot What do you call a Navy sailor who’s always scooting around on a scooter? A...
French Fries: A Dad Joke Bonanza French Fry and French Kiss Why did the French fry get arrested? Because he was caught with ketchup handed! What do you call a French fry that’s always getting into trouble? A fry-slaw. Scootaloo and French Fries Why did Scootaloo...
