Dad Jokes: A Comedic Rollercoaster for All Ready to embark on a wild dad joke ride? Buckle up and prepare for some knee-slappers and eye-rollers. City Council Conundrums Why did the City Council member get lost in the city council building? Because he couldn’t...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp....
Milk Jokes, Yes We Can! Milk Jokes Why did the milkman get lost? Because he didn’t know his whey around! What do you call a person who drinks too much milk? A simp-ly hydrated individual. Pun Jokes What do you call a penis that’s always hard? A November...
Dad Jokes for the Culinarily Inclined Who’s the best chef in the world? The one with the highest whisk-ey tolerance! What do you call a chef who’s always in a hurry? A fast food simp! What’s the difference between November 5th and a Guy Fieri...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun...
Dad Jokes: The Alphabet Soup Edition Alphabet People Antics Why did the alphabet people go to the courthouse? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit! What do you call a letter that’s always being left out? A simp! Celestial Quips Why was Pluto so cold? Because it...
