Attention all aspiring comedians and pun enthusiasts! Dad Jokes: A Trip to the Quip Zone Talk-Show Timeout Why did the talk show host get lost? Because he was always taking a sip and missin’ the directions! How do you fix a cracked talk show? With a sip from a...
Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes That Will Make You Banana-Nana! Banana Jokes: What do you call a banana that’s been in the sun too long? A banana split! Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! Banana and Sip Joke: Why did the...
Bon Appétit: The World’s Dadliest Food Jokes Culinary Puns Modern Cuisine: Why did the chef cross the kitchen? To get to the other fry-day! Sip: Why did the bartender quit his job? Because he was always getting tipsy! Punny Anatomy Vagina: What do you call a...
Dad Jokes: Sugary Sweet and Deliriously Delicious Sugar Jokes Why did Sugar get arrested? Because he was caught trafficking in sweet treats! Why did Sugar take a nap? Because he was exhausted from all the sweetening he did! Sugar-Sip Jokes Why did Sugar and Sip become...
Animal Rescue Worker Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pawsome Animal Rescue Worker Joke #1: Why did the animal rescue worker get fired? Because he kept taking naps on the catnap couch. Animal Rescue Worker Sip Joke: What do you call an animal rescue worker who...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black,...