Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Sigh) Babes and Babes Jokes What do you call a baby with no arms or legs hanging from a tree? A decoration! What should you say to a baby that’s taking its first chill pill? Take a chill pill! Pun-derful Jokes What hangs...
Dad Jokes: The Breeze and the Beeswax Windsurfing Dad Jokes Why did the windsurfer get a chill? Because he took a chill pill! What do you call a windsurfer who’s always cold? A windchiller! Punny Jokes What do you call a three-headed dog that guards the gates of...
Dad Jokes to Make Your Kid Laugh (or Groan) Triton’s Time What do you call a sea god who’s always cold? Triton-freeze! Why did Triton take a chill pill? To splash the streets with cold water! Bone-Chilling Puns What do you call a dog with no legs?...
Dad’s Delightful Delights: Laughter from “The Man in the High Castle” Dad Joke about “The Man in the High Castle”: Why did the Nazis invade the Japanese part of the United States? …To seize the Orient Express! “Take a Chill...
Dad Jokes for the Ages: From Lame to Legendary Beverage Banter: Why did the coffee run away? Because it wanted to bean-a latte! Why did the orange juice get a chill pill? Because it was taking life too seriously! Pun-tastic Proclamation: What do you call a spaceship...
I’ve Got Lettuce Laughs: Dad Jokes for Greens Lovers Lettuce jump into the world of hilarious dad jokes! Salad Jokes You know what’s the best part about salad? The dressing room! What do you call a salad that’s not fresh? A “stale salad,”...