Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend...
Dad Jokes: The Home Improvement Edition Home Maintenance Hijinks “What do you call a handyman who’s always getting distracted? A ‘tool-lerant’!” Totally Related “Why did the carpenter hire a mime? He needed someone to...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Disaster Relief Worker Jokes Why was the disaster relief worker so good at their job? Because they were always “totally” there for people in need. What do you call a disaster relief worker who’s always in over their...
Dad Jokes: Sweet, Sour, and Totally Pun-tactic Candy Jokes What do you call candy that’s made of hamburgers? Meatballs! What do you call candy that’s totally awesome? Totally candy-licious! Pun Joke Why was the Anal canal arrested? Because it was letting...
Dad Jokes for the Discerning Genderqueer Genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person cross the road? To get to the totally other side. Totally-related genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person get totally confused? Because they couldn’t decide...
Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry?...
