Dad Jokes: The Laughing Gas of Foundation Foundation What do you call a house made entirely of concrete? A “solid” foundation! Why did the astronaut build a house on the moon? Because it didn’t have a good foundation on Earth! Tubular What do you...
Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November...
Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Puns and Groans European Parliament MEP-eries Q: When do MEPs show their unity? A: When they all vote in the same tubular direction. Q: What do you call a MEP who’s always getting into trouble? A: A tubular delinquent. Veins or...
Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Amusement Connoisseurs Blues Jokes Why did the blues musician get lost? Because he had a bad case of “key-nesia.” What do you call a blues band with no instruments? A cappella. Tubular Jokes Why did the plumber get a job at a...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making Everyone Cringe Hip Hop Dad Jokes: Why did the rapper take a nap? To catch some Zs before his album release. What do you call a rapper who can’t stop tripping? A stumble rap. “Tubular” Hip Hop Dad Jokes: What...
Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Kids Groan Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea always get lost? Because she didn’t have any maps! What do you call a Galatea who loves to surf? A tubular statue! Oberon/October 25th Joke What do you call Oberon on October 25th? A...
