Dad Jokes: The Official Congressional Comedy Goldmine 435 Ways to Make You Groan Why did the House Representative switch to a vegetarian diet? Because he wanted to “veg out” during sessions. What do you call a Representative who loves vegetables? A...
Freediving Dad Jokes Freediving: – What do you call a freediver with no equipment? A bottom feeder! Veg Out: – What do you call a freediver who loves vegetables? A bottom-feeder vegetarian! Hair Follicles: – Why did the freediver get a haircut? To...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Macaque Why did the macaque get confused? Because he couldn’t tell the difference between a monkey wrench and a banana peel! Add another Dad Joke about Macaque related to Veg out What do you call a...