Golden Dad Jokes and Puns Golden Retriever Dad Joke: Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t use his paws-itive GPS! Golden Retriever Yo Mamma Dad Joke: Yo momma’s so hairy, she looks like a Golden Retriever! Jupiter Pun: What do you call...
Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A...
Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you...
