French Fries: A Dad Joke Bonanza French Fry and French Kiss Why did the French fry get arrested? Because he was caught with ketchup handed! What do you call a French fry that’s always getting into trouble? A fry-slaw. Scootaloo and French Fries Why did Scootaloo...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Prophecy Feeling like you need a good laugh? Look no further! We’ve got a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan and grin at the same time. Jokes About Prophets Why was the prophet arrested? Because he was caught...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh, Groan, and Run for Cover Plumber Puns Why did the plumber need a ruler? To measure the sewage! What do you call a plumber on the other side of the world? Catch you on the flip side! Stomach or October 26th Pun What do you get...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cockatoo. Cockatoo who? Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face! Dad Joke about Cockatoo Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians? Because they’re...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle Ministerial Musings Why did the minister cross the road? To get to the other side of the sermon! What do you call a grunge-loving minister? A minister of darkness! Puns for the Advanced What’s the difference between...
Dad Jokes Galore That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Candy Jokes: Why did the candy bar get lost? Because it went down the wrong path! What do you call a candy that’s always cool? A chill-axed candy bar. Epiglottis Joke: What does the epiglottis do when...
Freediving Dad Jokes Freediving: – What do you call a freediver with no equipment? A bottom feeder! Veg Out: – What do you call a freediver who loves vegetables? A bottom-feeder vegetarian! Hair Follicles: – Why did the freediver get a haircut? To...
Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry?...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other...
