Dad Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter (or Shame) Hypothalamus Humor What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always hot? A thermo-head! Why did the hypothalamus join Wicked? Because it wanted to be part of the ElphaBA crew! Pun-derful Puns Why was the...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other...
Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Pluto: The Planet That’s Not Quite a Planet Not So Good: What do you call a planet that’s always getting picked on? Pluto (Planet punched-o)! Really Funny: Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it...
Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because...
Why Did the Dad Get Kicked Out of Germaphobia Support Group? For using hand sanitizer at the meeting. Bacteriophobia: Not Just for Kids What do you call an adult with a fear of bacteria? An adulting-phobe! Tonsils of Fun What do you call a tonsillectomy on October...
Dad Jokes Galore: From Dione to Squad Dione Why did Dione get arrested? Because she was a moonshiner! What do you call a Dione that’s always in the right place at the right time? A synchronous satellite! Squad What do you call a squad of Diones? A cluster!...
Get Ready to Laugh: Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Fans and Beyond! Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Aficionados Why did the Book of Mormon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little Mormon-tary! Why did Nephi have to skip school? Because he had a bad case of FOMO...
Dad Jokes for Days Flex Your Muscles with These Jokes Why did the muscle builder go to the window? To get some fresh air! What do you call a muscle that’s always in the shade? A deltoid in the dark! Punny Intestines and Calendar Shenanigans Why did the small...
Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey there, kiddo! Ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes? Get ready to roll your eyes and grin! Fear of Snakes Got Jokes Coming? What do you call a snake that’s always nervous? A “constantly-anxious...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get...
