Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Sweet Treat Jokes How does a muffin get to the bakery? It rises! What’s a baker’s favorite coffee order? A knead for speed! Turnt Table Jokes What do you call a hipster that’s baked? A...
Dad Jokes Galore: The Marriage Edition Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group of married couples who live together? A holy matri-money. Why did the group marriage end in divorce? Because they couldn’t agree on which spouse to do the dishes! Basic Jokes...
Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst...
The Dad Joke Masterclass: Baal Shem Tov Edition Ba’al Shem Tov Dad Joke 1: Why did Baal Shem Tov cross the road? To get to the other wandering Jew. Ba’al Shem Tov Dad Joke 2 (Squad Related): What do you call a group of Ba’al Shem Tovs? A quorum of...
Dad Jokes for the Un-Biography-lievable Biography Blunders Why did the biography fail its exams? Because it wasn’t very well-written! FOMO Fear Why did the FOMO-filled biography worry about missing out on the latest news? Because it was afraid of becoming...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan Regional Councilor Quandaries Why did the Regional Councilor get invited to so many parties? Because he was always in a “council”-atory mood! Why did the Assembly Member find it hard to make decisions? Because they...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Thai Me Up, Dad What do you call a Thai person who’s always angry? A Savage Thai! What’s the difference between a Thai dancer and a savage one? One’s graceful, and the other’s just mean. Lymph Nodes...
Dad Jokes: The Papillon Edition Papillon Jokes Why did the Papillon get lost in the library? Because he kept getting distracted by all the butterflies! What do you call a Papillon that can’t make up its mind? A flapdoodle! Goal-Related Dad Jokes Why did the...
Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Best Vizsla Jokes Why did the Vizsla cross the road? To get to the other “sit.” What do you call a Vizsla who talks back? A clap-back Vizsla. Spinal Cord / November 19th Pun What day of the year do doctors hate? Novem-spine....
Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Actually Good Cerebrum Cereal “What do you call cereal made from your brain?” “Cerebrum Crunch!” “Why did the Cerebrum cereal cross the road?” “To get to the Yass!” Stomach and November...
