Dad Jokes for the Misophonia-Prone Does your misophonia drive you buggy? Well, here are some groan-worthy dad jokes to lighten the mood: Misophonia Dad Joke #1: Why did the misophonic person leave the concert? Because they couldn’t stand the sound of people...
Dad Jokes: Peak Performance and Uvula-ting Pun-ishment Mountain High Dad Jokes: Why did the mountain get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the hill! What do you call a mountain that’s always chatting? A talk-ative peak. No Cap-tured Dad Joke: Did you know...
Buckle Up, Folks! Dad Jokes Incoming! Dad Jokes about Running “What do you call a runner who’s always getting lost? A cross-country runner!” “Why did the runner bring a tuna salad sandwich to the race? For a quick protein shake!” Dad...
Dad Jokes: The Soup-erlative Edition So, you’re craving a hearty laugh? Well, strap in and get ready for some soup-erior dad jokes! Soup Jokes Why did the soup break up with the salad? Because it wasn’t green enough! What do you call a soup that’s...
Laugh Like a Dad: Witness the Hilarious Dad Jokes That Will Tickle Your Thighs Religious Education Teacher Puns What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t stop telling jokes? A holy hum-dinger! Why did the Religious Education teacher cross the...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black,...
Knock, Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle Europa-ly Dad Jokes Why did Europa leave the party early? Because it was getting too icy-moon! What do you call a Europa that’s always leaving? A Dip-out-moon! Pun-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a penis...
Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Nereid Edition Tell me a Dad Joke about Nereid: Why did Nereid get an award for her ocean research? Because she was the shell-ebrity of the sea! Add another Dad Joke about Nereid related to “Hits Different”: What do you...
Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call...
Dad Jokes: A Hundred Groovy Puns The 100 Dad Joke Why did the Grounder get lost? Because he didn’t have a mappa. Groovy Dad Joke What do you call a Groovy Grounder? A dirt-y dancer. Kidney/October 24th Pun Why did the kidney get arrested on October 24th? Because...
