Dad Jokes That Hit Different (or Not So Much) Canola Oil Conundrums Why should you keep Canola oil out of your car? Because it might turn into a vegetable engine. What do you call Canola oil that’s been hit by a car? Vegetable roadkill. Punny Delights Why was...
Whet Your Wit: Laughter Unleashed with Dad Jokes Supreme Court Shenanigans Why did the Supreme Court Justice get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle of justice! What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who loves dancing? A jivin’...
Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day! Dad Jokes about Hyperion Why did Hyperion cross the road? To get to the other side of the universe. What’s groovy about Hyperion? Its music is out of this world! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a robot with a lazy dog? A...
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Strawberry Jokes Why did the strawberry cross the road? To get to the other berry patch! What do you call a strawberry that’s always cold? A strawberry chillin’! Pun Jokes What do you call a bad joke about the anal canal? A...
Dad Jokes: A Collection of Laughter and Groans Why Are Teens So Hard to Understand? Because they’re always saying, “What’s the deal, dude?” and “Chill out, man.” What Do You Call a Teenager Who’s Always Spaced Out? Far out,...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Spleen and Beyond Spleen Jokes What do you call a spleen that’s too big? An extra-splenary! What do you call a spleen that’s in a bad mood? A spleenful! Urban Spleen Jokes Why did the spleen walk into a bar? To get a liver transplant!...
Gear Up for Some Groan-worthy Dad Jokes! Metalworking Dad Jokes: Why did the metalworker get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the forge! What do you call a welder who’s always radical? A seam-punk! Titania/November 17th Pun: Why do fairy princesses wear...
Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza! Philanthropist Jokes Why did the philanthropist get arrested? Because he dipped out of the soup kitchen! What do you call a philanthropist who disappears when he’s needed? A “dip-out!”...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Holy Dad Jokes about Religious Leadership Why did the priest get a cold? Because he was always in the a-men section! What do you call a priest who’s always bummer? A reverend bummer! Dad Jokes about Mercury How do you weigh...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Aichmophobia, Needles, and Bae Why did the aichmophobic person refuse to get a piercing? Because they were afraid of the point. What do you call a bae who’s afraid of needles? A bae-sic. Glorious Salivary Gland or...
