Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Riddle Me This What kind of mystery is solved by pulling a rabbit out of a hat? Answer: A magic mystery! Workplace Wit Why did the detective resign from his job? Because he was always getting stumped! Pun-tastic Why was the nervous squirrel...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even...
Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronics: – What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell! Naughty Joke about Electronics: – Why did the computer get arrested? For downloading illegal software! Pun Joke about Callisto: – What do...
Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another...
Biblical Blunders and Punning Punishments Biblical Blunders Why did Moses cross the Red Sea? To find the Israelites kosher. How does Jesus tie his sandals? With cross trainers. Bible and Education What subject did Noah fail? Archeology. Why was Mary sent to the...
Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics Artery Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery! Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow! Puns & Punny Artery Jokes What do you call an artery...
Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re...
Dad Jokes: The Cheesy, Corny, and Sometimes Hilarious World of Puns and Knock-Knocks Candy Jokes What do you call a candy bar that’s always breaking out in song? A KitKat-strophe! Why did the Skittles go to the doctor? Because they were feeling Skibidi-Rizzy!...
Dad Jokes: Serving Up Laughter with a Twist of Pasta Pasta Puns That Will Make You Noodle Why did the pasta go on a diet? Because it wanted to get its waist macaroni! What do you call an Italian who always loses at card games? Spaghetti arms! What did the pasta say to...
Dad Joke Dive: Plunge into the Depths of Hilariousness Scuba Diving Dad Jokes What do you call a scuba diving instructor who can’t keep his students under control? A bubblehead! Why did the scuba diver get lost? Because he didn’t have any current events!...
