Dad Jokes: Serving Up Laughter with a Twist of Pasta Pasta Puns That Will Make You Noodle Why did the pasta go on a diet? Because it wanted to get its waist macaroni! What do you call an Italian who always loses at card games? Spaghetti arms! What did the pasta say to...
Dad Joke Dive: Plunge into the Depths of Hilariousness Scuba Diving Dad Jokes What do you call a scuba diving instructor who can’t keep his students under control? A bubblehead! Why did the scuba diver get lost? Because he didn’t have any current events!...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never...
Hold Your Sides: Dad Jokes Galore! Polygyny Jokes Why did the polygamist accuse his wife of lying? Because she had four of his stories straight! Historical Humor: In ancient Egypt, Pharaohs had multiple wives because they believed in the pyramid system. Pun Jokes What...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Say, “I’m So Done” Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith attack Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their Atlantis-hands on some ZPMs! What do you call a Stargate that can only dial Earth? A homestead gate!...
Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call...
The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes!...
Dad Jokes: Dive Right In for a Good Laugh! Underwater Antics Why did the scuba diver go to the bank? To get his diving loan approved! What’s the difference between scuba diving in Lake Erie and the Pacific Ocean? About 5 inches of water. Gallbladder and...
Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did...
Dad Jokes: The Mercury and Beyond Mercury Jokes: What do you call Mercury when it’s on the run? A speedy planet! Why did Mercury use an umbrella? To avoid getting sun-burnt! Glow-up Jokes: What do you call Mercury after it’s had a glow-up? A radiant...