Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did...
Dad Jokes: The Mercury and Beyond Mercury Jokes: What do you call Mercury when it’s on the run? A speedy planet! Why did Mercury use an umbrella? To avoid getting sun-burnt! Glow-up Jokes: What do you call Mercury after it’s had a glow-up? A radiant...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Animation Antics and Gas-Inducing Puns Animated Antics “Why did the cartoon bear get in trouble with his mom? Because he was caught roughhousing!” Animated Gassing “What do you call a cartoon character who always makes you laugh? A...
Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and...
Decluttering: The Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Decluttering: The Mom Who Decluttered Too Much My mom decluttered so much, she even threw away her ex-husband’s clothes. Now he’s a nudist. Decluttering: The Simp Why did the simp keep his...
Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp....
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that...
Tickle Your Funny Bone with Dad Jokes Extravaganza Clavicle Craze Why did the clavicle get arrested? * Because it was a collar-bone criminal! Why did the ghosted clavicle feel so down? * Because it had no shoulder to cry on! Venus and November 16th Puns What do you...
