Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin) Miranda, the Miranda-culous Why did Miranda get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the Miranda aisle! What do you call a Miranda who tells bad jokes? A Miranda-ment! Stupid Miranda Jokes Why did...
Dad Joke Delight: Trekking and Satire Shenanigans Trekking Dad Jokes Why did the hiker pack a sleeping bag and a flashlight? To light his way to snoozeville! What do you call a hiker who’s always late? A trek-tard! Satire-Related Trekking Dad Joke Why...
Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!”...
Saturn-ly Spectacular Dad Jokes Spacey Saturn Shenanigans Q: What did Saturn say to his belt? A: I’m wearing my pants around the universe! DEI-lightful Saturn Q: Why is Saturn a champion of DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion)? A: Because it has rings that...
Dive into Laugh-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Cannonball Splash of Humor Swim-tacular Jokes What do you call a swimmer who’s always getting lost? A buoy-ant! Why did the swimmer hit the wall? To do a backstroke! Hitting Different Jokes What’s the difference between...
Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you...
Pun-tastic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Adrenaline-ize! Adrenal Glands: The Fight or Flight Response What do you call an Adrenal gland that’s always shouting? A yell-ine! What do you get when an Adrenal gland goes on a road trip? A Cortisone up! OK Boomer and...
Dad Jokes: The BSD Edition Groan-Inducing BSD Jokes “Why did the BSD kernel cross the road? To get to the other /dev/side.” “What do you call a BSD user who doesn’t know how to compile? A Linux convert-ee!” Boomer-ific BSD Jokes...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad-spiration for Gen Alpha Bishop Dad Jokes Why did Bishop cross the road? To get to the other diocese-side! What do you call a Bishop who’s always late? A procrastin-ation! Iapetus/October 21st Pun Joke On October 21st, who’s the...
Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Perplexed Relationship Jokes: Ethical Non-Monogamy Joke 1: Why are ethical non-monogamous relationships like a game of poker? Because you’re always dealing with a full house! Joke 2 (Gen Z Related): What’s the difference between...
