Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Edition Sustainable Cuisine Jokes Why did the eco-conscious chef switch to sustainable cuisine? Because it was the “green” thing to do! What do you call a plant-based dish that’s full of nutrients? Rad-ical! Blood and...
Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Tummy Ache and Your Brain Hurt Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking “Why was the public speaker so nervous?” “Because he had Glossophobia, and he was afraid of making a spectacle of himself!” “What do you...
Dad Jokes: See, Tethys, and Tubular Edition Puns That Will Make You See the Light Dad: Why did the ocean say “See you later”? Son: Because it was going to wave! Dad: What do you call an ocean with no water? Son: A see-through! Tubular Jokes That Will Knock...
Dad Jokes: The Shih Tzu Show Shih Tzu Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu get lost in the park? Because it was too short to see over the grass! What do you call a Shih Tzu that’s always cold? A Chill Shih Tzu! Hyperion/October 20th Pun What do Hyperion and October 20th...
Dad Jokes: Not-So-Good and Hilariously Bad Calling all tech enthusiasts and humor seekers! Linux Jokes What do you call a Linux server with no connections? A loner. Why did the Linux user install Dude? Because they wanted a great program, man. Pun Jokes What do you...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Hemophobia: Fear of Blood Why don’t vampires like to eat at blood banks? Because they don’t want to take a chill pill! What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? A Hemophobe! Navel or October 20th...
Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor!...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pluto-ly Awful Pluto Jokes What do you call a planet that’s super small? A plu-tiny planet! Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it was too sus! Palate/20th October Pun What do you call a roof...
Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning Goodness Food Follies Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Millennial Munchies Why are millennials addicted to avocados? Because they’re extra...
Calling all Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for the Ultimate Laughter Feast! Dad Jokes about Math: A Mathematical Misadventure What do you call a dad who loves to crack math jokes? A square root! Why was the math book looking so sad? Because of all its...
