Dad Jokes: Not All Bad, Some Pun Intended South American Shenanigans Why did the South American traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have his GPS Guanaco! What do you call a South American who’s super flexible? Flex-aragua! Punny Delights Why is Deimos a...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Canine Lovers and Beyond Golden Retrievers: The Source of Infinite Puns Why did the Golden Retriever get lost? Because he didn’t have his lab guide! What do you call a Golden Retriever who’s always out of style?...
Get Ready for Some Dad-tastic Pilates Jokes! Pilates Ponderings What do you call a Pilates class for lazy people? Floor exercises! Why did the Pilates instructor eat a snack before class? To do some crunches for a cracker! Punning Pun-ishment What happened when Io got...
Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Silly and Sometimes Smart Cookie Jokes What do you call a cookie that’s been in the rain too long? A soggy biscuit! How does a cookie slay? With its killer crunch! Pun Jokes What’s the best thing about near me? The...
Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why...
Not-So-Bad Dad Jokes Gamophobia: **Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia avoid churches? Because there are so many weddings there! A redneck with Gamophobia was asked if he ever wanted to get married. He replied, “Nope, I ain’t never met a single...
Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good Yeast-y Jokes Why did the yeast get fired from the bakery? Because it kept making dough-y mistakes! What do you call a yeast that tells terrible jokes? A dough-head! Navel Jokes What do you call a belly button with no...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes 101 What do you call a joke so bad, it’s actually good? A Dad Joke! Satirical Dad Joke Why did the satirist cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke! Pun: Jupiter or October 26th What do...
Dad Jokes to Make Your Guts Split Seeds! Seed Jokes for the Politically Incorrect “Why did the politically incorrect seed get banned from the garden? Because it used the N-word-germination.” Oil Glands or October 26th Puns “What do you call a seed...
Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter Doberman Pinscher Delight Why are Doberman Pinschers such good watchdogs? Because they’re always on the “paw-trol.” What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s been to a DEI training?...
