Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter Doberman Pinscher Delight Why are Doberman Pinschers such good watchdogs? Because they’re always on the “paw-trol.” What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s been to a DEI training?...
Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A...
Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Shrimp-ly Giggle Shrimp Jokes Why did the shrimp blush? Because it saw the naked salad dressing! Shrimp to boomer shrimp: “OK Boomer, stop crabbing.” Bronchioles and October 26th Puns What do bronchioles and October 26th...
Dad Jokes: Dining Delights and Boomer Banter Casual Dining Classics Why did the chicken cross the restaurant? – To get to the other side of the egg-cellent casual dining! Why did the boomer walk out of the casual dining restaurant? – Because he...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (Not Fondant!) Cake Jokes Why was the cake put in jail? Because it was caught stealing someone’s tarts! What do you call a millennial who only eats cake on their birthday? A fondant-nial! Sweat Gland or October 26th...
Prepare Your Abs for a Track-tastic Ride of Bad Dad Jokes Dad Jokes on the Rails “Why did the train engineer get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the locomotives!” “What do you call a hip Gen-Zer who rides the rails? A Z-train!”...
Electrifying Dad Jokes: The Humorous Side of Tesla and Gen X Tesla Tales Why did Tesla’s stock prices keep crashing? Because they were too “Musk-y.” What do you call a Tesla driver in the 90s? A Generation X-elerated. Gum-tastic Puns What do you get...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and a Few Gems) Enceladus, the Outta-Sight Moon Joke 1: Why was Enceladus such a good spy? Because he could easily blend in with the stars. Joke 2: Why was Enceladus so popular? Because he was outta sight! Bone-Chilling Pun Pun:...
French Fries: A Dad Joke Bonanza French Fry and French Kiss Why did the French fry get arrested? Because he was caught with ketchup handed! What do you call a French fry that’s always getting into trouble? A fry-slaw. Scootaloo and French Fries Why did Scootaloo...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Prophecy Feeling like you need a good laugh? Look no further! We’ve got a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan and grin at the same time. Jokes About Prophets Why was the prophet arrested? Because he was caught...
