Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and FYP Grab a can of paint and your best dad joke apron, because we’re about to paint the town red with some hilarious dad jokes. Painting Puns * What do you call a painter who’s always making...
Get Ready for a Dad Joke Sandwich! Sandwich Jokes: “What do you call a sandwich that’s always sad?” A sob-wich. “Why don’t you play guitar in a sandwich shop?” Because your chords will sound corny. Simp Sandwich Jokes: “What...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Accountants: The MVPs of Dad Jokes What do you call an accountant who’s always up for a good time? A balance-sheet party animal! Why did the accountant fail the vibe check? Because he was always auditing...
