Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition) Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn! Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it. Martian and...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Quad Jokes Why did the quad get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving a four-wheeler! What do you call a quad with an attitude? A squad! Bronchi and December 13th Jokes What do you call a bronchus with a bad attitude? A bronchial...
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s...
Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world?...
