Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Papillon Puns Why did the Papillon cross the road? To prove he could butterfly. What do you call a Papillon with a goal-oriented attitude? A determined fly-er. December 13th Puns What do you get when you cross December...
Dad Jokes: A Collection of Groaners and Guffaws Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Why did the couple in an open relationship get in a fight? Because one of them closed the door. What do you call an open relationship where one partner doesn’t know about the...
Get Ready to Chuckle: The Ultimate Dad Joke Bonanza Federal Judge Q: What do you call a federal judge who always wears a cowboy hat? A: Judge Roy Bean. Q: What do you call a federal judge who’s always in a good mood? A: Judge Judy-sh-us. Lymph Nodes Q: What do...
Dad Jokes for the Win! Dad Jokes about Parenting Q: Why did the dad put his toddler in the freezer? A: Because he wanted to see a little ice cream! Q: What do you call a kid who is always getting into trouble? A: A handful! Dad Jokes about Parenting Gnarly Q: Why was...
Dad Jokes: The Atomic Edition Mercury Jokes Why did Mercury get in trouble? Because he was a little too reactive! What did Mercury say when he stepped on a nail? “Ouch, my rad!” Esophagus/December 13th Joke What do you call a long tube that goes through...
