Paw-some Dad Jokes for Your Inner Punslinger Pet Care Puns: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the dog go to the pet store? To buy a chew toy… or two! Satirical Pet Care Joke: Why did the vegan dog refuse the steak? Because it had a bone...
Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun...
Dad Jokes: The Art of Setting the Mood (or Tanking It) Igniting the Ambiance Why did the single dad put duct tape on the thermostat? To set the mood! How does DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) relate to setting the mood? By embracing the “atmosphere”...
Dad Jokes: The Golden Retriever Edition Dad Joke about Golden Retrievers: What do you call a Golden Retriever who loves to bowl? A “paw”-ling strike! Yo Mamma Joke about Golden Retrievers: Yo mamma’s so hairy, her Golden Retriever looks like a shaved...
The Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza Chick-n-Nuggets of Wisdom What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel nugget! OK Boomer, Hold My Nuggets What do you call a chicken nugget that’s too old for your jokes? An OK boomer...
