Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun...
Brace Yourself for the Earth-Shattering Dad Joke Avalanche! Tell me a Dad Joke about Earth! Why is Earth the best planet? Because it has life on it! Chill Out with Another Earth-Related Dad Joke What do you call an Earth that’s always cold? A “chill”...
Dad Jokes: Macaw You Laugh or Not? Macaw Jokes Why did the macaw cross the road? To get to the other flocking side! What do you call a macaw that’s always down in the dumps? A bluebird. Dude-Related Macaw Joke Why did the dude invite the macaw to his party?...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter Lobster Jokes Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed! What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish! Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke What do you say to a stressed-out lobster?...
Dad Jokes: Your Ticket to Cosmic Comedy Futurama’s Follies Why was Fry hesitant to go to the moon? He didn’t want to get his hopes up…and then get left on Mars. What do you call a pizza served on a spaceship? Extraterrestrial Dough-mino’s!...
