Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only Banana Jokes Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz! Styx/December Pun Did you hear about the band Styx? Their...
Dad Jokes: Barkingly Bad to Paw-sitively Hilarious Miniature Schnauzer Jokes Why are Miniature Schnauzers such good masseurs? Because they have kneading claws! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that’s always practicing yoga? A “paw-sitive” pup!...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate History Hilariousness Dad Jokes about History Why did the history buff bring a ladder to the battle? To scale the walls, of course! Ohio Dad Joke What do you call a historian from Akron? A rubberneck! Kidney Pun What do you call a doctor who...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Electron-ifying Dad Jokes Why did the electronic device get arrested? Because it was caught microchipping! What do you call a computer that’s on the lam? A byte-runner! On God, my new smart speaker is so intelligent,...
Dad Joke Zone: Police Officers, Glow-Ups, and Punny Delights Police Officer Jokes Why did the police officer put his handcuffs on the steering wheel? Because he wanted to “police” the road! What do you call a police officer who glows in the dark? A glow-up...
