Let’s Knead Some Dad Jokes The Powder Play Why was the baking powder so full of itself? Because it thought it was a big shot! How did the baking powder clap back at the oven? It told it to yeast its dough! December Dilemmas What do you call a very tall Iowan? A...
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad. Yass Seafood Dad Joke: What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A Yass fish! Uvula Pun: What hangs in your throat and can’t sing? Your...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was...
Headline: Dad Jokes Will Make You Laugh All Week! Body: Vegan Dad Jokes: What do you call a vegan who lives in a greenhouse? A vege-tarian! Why did the vegan give up eating lettuce? Because it was “rad”-ish! Palatetorial Dad Joke: Why did the palate enjoy...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you...