Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Sternum Jokes: What do you call a sternum that’s not visible? Outta sternum! Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sternum. Sternum who? Sternum’s a bone that keeps your chest protected! Vagina Pun: Why did the vagina...
Dad Jokes and Decluttering: A Match Made in Heaven… Or Not? Decluttering Jokes What do you call a pile of clutter that’s impossible to declutter? A “permanent fixture.” Why is decluttering like Scoot? Because it keeps moving! Arteries/December...
Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A...
Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call...
Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen...
