Prepare for a Dad Joke Bonanza! Dad Joke Central: Parathyroid Glands Edition What do you call a parathyroid gland that’s always stealing from you? A “parathIEFroid!” Why did the simp’s parathyroid glands get jealous? Because the Simp One took...
Callin’ All Dad Joke Lovers! Tired of the same ol’ boring jokes? Get ready to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes. Tricycle Troubles Why did the tricycle get a speeding ticket? * Because it went downhill too fast! What do you call a tricycle...
Divine Dad Jokes: Apostle and Beyond Apostle-ly Puns Why did Apostle get ghosted? Because it was a ghost apostle! What do you call an Apostle who’s always getting ghosted? A ghost apostle! Charon-ic Puns Why is Charon a good ferryman? Because he knows how to...
Dad Jokes of the Highest (or Maybe Lowest) Caliber Casual Dining Why did the mozzarella cross the road? To get to the other side… of your pizza! What’s the vibe check at a casual dining restaurant? “How casual-ty can you go?” Europa or...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Work: Why did the employee put on his vest before work? Because he was going to work his vest! Add another Dad Joke about Work related to Salty: Why were the French workers so salty? Because they were being...
