Hilariously Bad and Brilliantly Good Dad Jokes: A Guide for the Amusement-Seeking Verve-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a monkey with a drum? A vervet drummer! What do you call a group of monkeys on a mission? A vervet squad! Navel-Gazing Nonsense What do you call a...
Laugh Your Tail Off: Weather-Themed Dad Jokes for the Modern Reader Dad Jokes about Weather: What do you call a snowstorm that smells like carrots? An ice burg. Why did the weatherman get fired? Because he could never predict the future perfectly. Dad Jokes about...
Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun:...
Dad Joke Extravaganza: Landscaping, Puns, and Knock-Knocks for the Amusement of All Groundbreaking Dad Jokes Why did the landscaper get fired? Because he couldn’t cut it! What do you call a landscaper who’s always getting into trouble? A wild mow!...
Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of...
