Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a...
Ba’al Tefillah: The Dad Joke Master Dad Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Why is Ba’al Tefillah so bad at telling jokes? Because his punch lines are as flat as the tefillah he reads! Yo Mamma Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Yo mamma so lazy, even...
Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always...
Yo, Check Out These Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (Or Snort) Indie Dad Jokes Why did Indie get lost? Because she kept listening to “Maps” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs! What do you call a Boomer who loves Indie music? A “Hip-ster”. December Dad...
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a...
