Dadly Dad Jokes: A Comprehensive Collection Dione: A Stellar Spectacle of Puns Why did Dione get lost in space? Because it didn’t have an orbit. What do you call Dione when it’s covered in fur? A moon-a-bear! Puns-a-palooza Why did the Umbilicus get a job...
Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning Mentor Jokes What do you call a mentor who’s always right? A wise-guy. Why did the mentor cross the road? To check the vibe on the other side. Vibe Check Jokes What do you get when you combine a mentor and a vibe check? A...
Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!”...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Giggle Glory Hole Humor Why did the golfer get a hole-in-one at the glory hole? Because he used his fairway wood! What do you call a glory hole that’s too small? A peachy! Pun-derful Quips What do you call the goddess of...
Dad Jokes: The Low-Carb Edition (and Beyond!) Hold on tight, folks, because we’re about to unleash a barrage of the corniest and wittiest dad jokes ever! Low-Carb Laughs What do you call a low-carb diet with no vegetables? A carnivore convent! Why did the...
