Dad Jokes: Arachnophobia, Puns, and More! Are you ready for some dad jokes that are absolutely terrible but also kind of funny? Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the spider go to rehab? Because it was addicted to web! Why did the spider get arrested? For stalking...
Indie-pendence Day: Dad Jokes Galore Indie Joke: Why did Indie go to the library? To check out some indie-pendent books! Indie and Veg Out Joke: What do you call Indie when he’s chilling on the couch? A veg-out indie-vidual! Earth or November 24th Joke: Why did...
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… Or Laugh Community Leader Jokes Why couldn’t the community leader flex? Because he was just a benchwarmer. What do you call a community leader who always stretches before meetings? A flex-ecutive. Earth and November 20th...
Get Ready for the Corniest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Herb-tastic Dad Jokes Why did the herb go to the doctor? Because it was feeling dill-icious! Why was the gardener digging in the dirt? He was trying to dig-it! Earth-Shattering Puns What do you call a plant...
Dad Jokes: A Mindful Exploration Dad Joke about Meditation: – Why did the Buddhist get kicked out of meditation class? Because he kept getting attachments. Dad Joke about Meditation and Adulting: – What do you call a grown-up who meditates? A mindful...