Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Want to Bury Me Like a Bernese Mountain Dog Bernese Mountain Dog Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog take a nap in the park? Because he was barking mad! What do you call a Bernese Mountain Dog who loves Gen X music? A tailgater!...
Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo....
Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Iapetus Jokes What did the ancient Greek god Iapetus get when he was feeling down? A bummer. Why was Iapetus always a bummer? Because he was always on the Iapetus side of things. Other Jokes What do you call a tree...
Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tail-Wag with Laughter Doberman Pinscher Delight Why are Doberman Pinschers such good watchdogs? Because they’re always on the “paw-trol.” What do you call a Doberman Pinscher that’s been to a DEI training?...
Electrifying Dad Jokes: The Humorous Side of Tesla and Gen X Tesla Tales Why did Tesla’s stock prices keep crashing? Because they were too “Musk-y.” What do you call a Tesla driver in the 90s? A Generation X-elerated. Gum-tastic Puns What do you get...
