Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Rice Jokes Why did the rice get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught in a grain hurry! What do you call a millennial who only eats instant rice? A microwave enthusiast! Hyperion Puns What do you call a mythical giant...
Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day! Dad Jokes about Hyperion Why did Hyperion cross the road? To get to the other side of the universe. What’s groovy about Hyperion? Its music is out of this world! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a robot with a lazy dog? A...
Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call...
Dad Joke Bonanza: Arachnophobia and More! Fear of Spiders (Arachnophobia) What do you call a spider with no legs? A walkin’ arachnid. What do you call a spider that can fly? A Peter Parker. What do you call a spider that’s always in a good mood? A happy...
Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle Dione-themed Dad Jokes Why did Dione get lost in space? Because she couldn’t find her moon! What do you call a Dione who’s always joking? A satellite comedian! Basic Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A...
