The Epitome of Paternal Puns: A Treasury of Dad Jokes on Polyandry Polyandry Puns Why did the polyandrist get a divorce? Because she couldn’t handle all the hubsandry! What do you call a polyandrous party where everyone brings a dish? A potluck with a twist!...
Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes The Mayor’s Office What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems! Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed! Kidney...
Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition Sustainable Jokes Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint. What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna. Kidney/November 14th Puns What do you call a kidney that...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Grape Grape-tastic Dad Jokes Why did the grape get hired by the construction company? Because he was a pro-wine-al! What do you call a grape that’s always on point? On God, it’s a “grape-vine”!...
Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun...
